One of Elon Musk's geek army is trolling his new fans by charging $1,000 to check out a manifesto about why he joined DOGE - only to find the post is blank.

Gavin Kliger, 25, is one of 6 baby-faced boys with little-to-no federal government experience handpicked by the 'First Buddy' to sow havoc in the civil service.

He was the one who sent a company-wide email sent out to employees at USAID telling them not to come into the company's Washington DC head office on Monday.

Kliger sent the instruction from a USAID email address he was supplied with as part of top-level access to its systems, in addition to fellow DOGE nerd Luke Farritor.

While the staff were kept home, DOGE gained access to the firm's IT system, developing security, and classified products, and began dismantling it.

Just hours before he sent the email, Kliger made a post on his Substack page entitled: 'Why DOGE. Why I quit a seven-figure income to conserve America.'

Unlike the rest of his Substack, the post was 'subscriber just' with a $1,000-a-month cost - or $10,000 for a whole year - to access a single word of it.

However, those who were curious adequate to spend the extraordinary cost discovered there wasn't even that - the post was completely blank.

Gavin Kliger, 25, is one of six baby-faced kids with little-to-no federal government experience handpicked by Elon Musk to plant havoc in the civil service

Kliger made a post on his Substack page titled: 'Why DOGE. Why I quit a seven-figure salary to save America'. Despite a $1,000 paywall, it is completely empty

'Poetically blank, please reevaluate your life options,' one remark on the post read.

Kliger furthered his intricate trolling with a strange voicemail greeting that pointed anyone who called his registered phone number to the post.

'I simply composed a lovely Substack on this, the Weekly Byte, if you simply go there, it lags the paywall, but I believe it will respond to that question for you ... it's quite good,' he said.

The one-minute welcoming was an elongated version of the prank where the owner of the phone pretends to answer, but it is actually recorded.

Kliger first pretended he was driving through a tunnel and having trouble hearing the call, then eventually exclaiming, 'They said what? No, no, I don't believe that's right.'

The recorded message then made its pitch for the caller to read his Substack.

Despite its name, the Substack was not upgraded weekly, and only has two other posts - both of which are complimentary to check out.

Despite its name, Kliger's Substack was not upgraded weekly, and just has 3 posts

Unlike the rest of his Substack, the post was 'subscriber just' with a $1,000-a-month charge - or $10,000 for an entire year - to access a single word of it

They are both strident defenses of Donald Trump's most questionable cabinet elections - Matt Gaetz and Pete Hegseth.

Gaetz was nominated for attorney-general however withdrew after a damning House report discovered he paid for sex with 17-year-old woman and various other misbehaviors.

Kliger's post entitled 'The Curious Case of Matt Gaetz: How the Deep State Destroys Its Enemies' depicted Gaetz as an innocent victim who was 'framed'.

His other post, 'Pete Hegseth as Secretary of Defense: The Warrior Washington Fears', was a passionate defense of the previous Fox News host's nomination filled with frequent Trump-ally talking points.

Hegseth was directly verified by the Senate despite his history of alcohol abuse and claims of sexual attack and harassment.

Kliger's claim that he left a job' to sign up with DOGE is also dubious as his private sector work history didn't consist of such a function.

His newest task, according to his LinkedIn, was as a 'senior software engineer' at Databricks, a cloud computing firm in San Francisco, from May 2020 to last month.

Salaries for that position at Databricks range from $102,000 to $308,000 a year according to Certainly, while Glassdoor puts the leading end at $321,000, consisting of bonus offer.

Kliger was the one who sent out a company-wide email sent out to staff members at USAID informing them not to come into the firm's Washington DC head office on Monday

The Berkeley graduate reportedly instructed all staff members at the firm not to return to Washington headquarters on Monday

Kliger finished from the University of California, Berkeley, in 2020 and interned at Twitter in 2019 - well before Musk's takeover in 2022.

Musk last month designated him an unique advisor to the director for details innovation at the Office of Personnel Management, where numerous other Musk lackeys were set up.

The Tesla owner has essentially taken over the OPM, together with the General Services Administration, through his leadership of DOGE.

Kliger's now-deleted Github from his time at Berkeley claims he is an Eagle Scout, National Merit Scholar, National AP Scholar, a black belt very first dan in Taekwondo, and an accomplished pianist.

'I want to do work that will affect the future,' it read.

'Whether that means developing software, investigating system release, or working in some other sphere, I understand that I will contribute insight and imagination towards fulfilling the obstacles I deal with.

'In my extra time, I take pleasure in playing the piano and clarinet and attending music concerts at Berkeley. One of my favorite activities is playing online blitz chess.'

Kliger's dad, Larry Kliger, is president of Lawrence Allen & Associates, a commercial property firm.

Musk last month selected Kliger a special adviser to the director for details technology at the Office of Personnel Management, where numerous other Musk lackeys were set up

Who are Musk's other geeks?

Musk enlisted a troupe of boys aged 19 to 25 - three of whom are believed to still remain in college - to fill high-powered engineering roles and cut costs.

At simply 19, Edward Coristine is the youngest of the fresh-faced lot handling business America and longstanding federal government organizations.

According to WIRED, he's been dubbed an 'expert' in his field, and specifics about his function aren't yet clear.

Akash Bobba, 21, Ethan Shaotran, 22, and Luke Farritor, 23, in addition to Coristine, have actually supposedly been approved A-suite level clearance for their work, indicating they can work out of the company's leading flooring with access to all physical areas and IT systems.

Musk's DOGE has been quickly growing in power and broadening its remit, most recently securing clearance to access to restricted parts of the General Services Administration structures and IT systems.

These systems keep delicate data consisting of social security numbers, addresses and contact details.

Elon Musk employed a performers of boys aged 19 to 25 - three of whom are believed to still remain in college - to fill high-powered engineering functions and cut expenses

Finally, Gautier Cole Killian has actually been called for his role with DOGE, which is supposedly on a 'volunteer' basis at this phase.

After extensive criticism about the men's youth, Musk released a declaration about the appointments.

'Time to confess: Media reports saying that DOGE has some of world's finest software application engineers remain in reality true,' Musk composed on X.

Luke Farritor, 23

Luke Farritor has a known link to Musk already, having actually interned for SpaceX prior to landing his new gig.

Farritor, dropped out of the University of Nebraska in order to begin working for Nat Friedman, the Silicon Valley entrepreneur behind GitHub.

Friedman explained Farritor wiki.whenparked.com as 'a national treasure' after his consultation with DOGE was revealed.

He won part of a $700,000 prize in 2024 after utilizing AI technology to assist analyze a 2,000 year old document - part of the Vesuvius scrolls from Pompeii - which scientists had been trying, and failing, to resolve for centuries.

The charred scroll was believed scorched beyond acknowledgment.

Luke Farritor has a recognized link to Musk currently, having interned for SpaceX prior to landing his brand-new gig

Edward Coristine, 19

The youngest of Musk's elite team is simply 19 and a trainee at Northeastern University in Boston.

Coristine supposedly interned at Musk's Neuralink for 3 months last summer, after graduating high school.

Little is understood about Coristine's function at DOGE, nevertheless he is noted as an 'professional.'

WIRED mentioned sources alleging Coristine has actually been conducting calls with personnel in the department and making them 'go over code they had actually written and justify their jobs.'

Employees were supposedly confused by his inclusion in the meetings, and later expressed issues that they were not properly informed on his identity or role, even throughout the call.

Coristine's father, Charles, is the president of popcorn empire, LesserEvil. Coristine once worked as a staff member for the brand.

Up until just recently, Coristine apparently utilized a social media handle named '@EdwardBigBaller.'

The youngest of Musk's elite squad is simply 19 and a trainee at Northeastern University in Boston

Akash Bobba, 21

Bobba is another 'professional' within the department still studying at the University of California, Berkeley.

According to a former LinkedIn account, which has actually since been erased, Bobba was an investment engineering intern at a hedge fund.

He had likewise formerly interned for trademarketclassifieds.com Meta and Palantir - who was founded by 2016 MAGA donor, Peter Thiel.

Just six years back, Bobba was the organizer behind the Princeton Junction, New Jersey, local design United Nations. His dad is an academic in computer science.

Bobba spoke at his graduation ceremony from West Windsor-Plainsboro South High School in July 2021, informing his classmates to 'value the complexity in life'.

" We live in an age where simpleness reigns supreme, where 30-second TikToks and 280-character tweets pertain to define our identities,' he said.

'This increasing willingness to streamline even the most complex stories into sensational bits, perpetuates misinformation and at the same time divides the neighborhoods, households, and relationships we treasure.

'What's the service, you might ask? Seek pain.'

Bobba is another 'expert' within the department still studying at the University of California, Berkeley

Ethan Shaotran, 22

Shaortran founded Energize AI - a scheduling assistant for specialists. The start-up earned a $100,000 grant from OpenAI in 2023.

The 22-year-old said in September he was a senior at Harvard University, and was working in the school's computing laboratory on self-governing lorries.

Musk is notoriously attempting to establish self-driving vehicles at his Tesla head office.

Shaortran is part of the Harvard Mountaineering Club and worked as a scuba divemaster in Hawaii over a gap year.

He also has a link to Musk, having taken part in his xAI 'hackathon'. He and his team were runner ups after they utilized xAI's Grok to create possible reactions from X fans to a hypothetical concern.

Shaortran established Energize AI - a scheduling assistant for professionals. The start-up earned a $100,000 grant from OpenAI in 2023

Gautier Cole Killian, 24

Killian was working as an engineer at Jump Trading, which specializes in high-frequency financial trades and algorithms.

Now, he is apparently working as a 'volunteer' with DOGE, although in what capability remains uncertain.

The 24-year-old finished McGill University.

Killian was working as an engineer at Jump Trading, which focuses on high-frequency financial trades and algorithms

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Musk's DOGE boasts sweeping power

Musk is leading an amazing civilian evaluation of the federal government with Trump's contract.

'It emerged that it's not an apple with a worm it in,' Musk said in a live session on X Spaces early Monday.

'What we have is just a ball of worms. You've got to basically eliminate the whole thing. It's beyond repair.'

Musk recently hinted he was also the mastermind behind Trump's decision to purge federal employees by publishing a symbolic image on X harkening back to his notorious Twitter cleanse.

At the time, he sent a letter to personnel titled: 'A Fork in the Road.' The very same title was utilized in Trump's recent email proposing generous lay-off bundles

Musk later on shared on X that he commissioned an art work of a huge fork standing in the roadway, indicating it was all linked.

Musk does not hold chosen office, however on Monday was officially selected a 'special federal government employee' by the White House.

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